Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is
The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this
Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of
Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog
Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The
Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.


Western Union Telegram

To: Jehova Yahweh
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)
Presidential Tier, Paradise

Dear God;
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be
mailed STOP Please do not use me for a reference

Respectfully,

Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather
POEE High Priest

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up
heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass.
HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

   IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS.

An Erisian Hymn
Onwards Christian Soldiers,
Onwards Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam,
Fight till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles.
Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory,
of Dis-cord-i-a.
Yah, yah, yah,
Yah, yah, yah, yah.
Blfffffffffffft!


THE INSIDE STORY!
The Law of Fives
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The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES
OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

The Law of Fives is never wrong.

There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess Prevails.


NO TWO EQUALS ARE THE SAME!

THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY

The Discordian Society has no definition.

We are a tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs
who are intrigued with ERIS GODDESS OF CONFUSION and with Her Doings.


=THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE =

1. HUNG MUNG
     A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen Chinese. He who originally devised THE SACRED
     CHAO. Patron of the Season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.
2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO
     A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater
     Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the Intergalactic
     Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of The Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19.
     NOTE:
          Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are of the silly contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that PATAMUNZO
          LINGANANDA is the True Second Apostle. Lord Omar claims that Dr. Mojo heaps hatred upon Patamunzo, who
          sends only Love Vibrations in return. But we of the POEE sect know that Patamunzo is the Real Imposter, and that those
          vibrations of his are actually an attempt to subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by shaking him out of his wits.
3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI CAVAKTAVYASCA SYADASTI
SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVAKTAVYASCA
     Commonly called just SRI SYADASTI. His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some
     sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in
     some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. He is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son
     of Gentle Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to psychedelic type Discordians.
     Patron of the Season of Confusion. Holyday: May 31. NOTE: Sri Syadasti should not be confused with Blessed St. Gulik the
     Stoned, who is not the same person but is the same Apostle.
4. ZARATHUD THE INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH
     A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger. Dubbed "Offender of The Faith." Discovered the Five
     Commandments. Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug. 12
5. THE ELDER MALACLYPSE
     A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle earth), who followed a 5-pointed Star through the
     alleys of Rome, Damascus, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read "DOOM". (This is a
     misunderstanding. The sign actually read "DUMB". Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) Patron and namesake of Mal-2. Patron of The
     Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Oct 24.

All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and
meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A public service
clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette.


CONVENTIONAL CHAOS

GREYFACE

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as
he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you,"
he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had
known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder
around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously
than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes
frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

"And, behold, thusly was the Law formulated:  Imposition of Order = escalation of Disorder!"
 [H.B.T. ; The Gospel According to Fred, 1:6]
 
Seasons

   1.Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
   2.Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
   3.Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
   4.Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
   5.The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

SACRED DOCUMENT OF THE FROGS (old erisian poem):
73 days hath Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath

= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT =

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his
followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly
grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your
Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING

 
TAO FA TSU-DAN                     FIND PEACE WITH A CONTENTED CHAO


=ON OCCULTISM=

Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala influences, have sought higher consciousness through assimilation and control
of universal opposites-- good/evil, positive/negative, male/female, etc. But due to the steadfast pomposity of ritualism inherited from
the ancient methods of the shaman, occultists have been blinded to what is perhaps the two most important pairs of apparent or
earth-plane opposites: ORDER/DISORDER and SERIOUS/HUMOROUS.

Magicians, and progeny the scientists, have always taken themselves and their subject in an orderly and sober manner, thereby
disregarding an essential metaphysical balance. When magicians learn to approach philosophy as a malleable art instead of an
immutable Truth, and learn to appreciate the absurdity of man's endeavours, then they will be able to pursue their art with a lighter
heart, and perhaps gain a clearer understanding of it, and therefore gain more effective magic. CHAOS IS ENERGY.

This is an essential challenge to the basic concepts of all western occult thought, and POEE is humbly pleased to offer the first
breakthrough in occultism since Solomon.

To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to
choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only
accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to
destructive disorder.

The Curse of Greyface included the division of life into order/disorder as the essential positive/negative polarity, instead of building a
game foundation with creative/destructive as the essential positive/negative. He has thereby caused man to endure the destructive
aspects of order and has prevented man from effectively participating in the creative uses of disorder. Civilization reflects this
unfortunate division.

POEE proclaims that the other division is preferable, and we work toward the proposition that creative disorder, like creative order, is
possible and desirable; and that destructive order, like destructive disorder, is unnecessary and undesirable.

Seek the Sacred Chao - therein you will find the foolishness of all ORDER/DISORDER. They are the same!

THE SACRED CHAO

THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and
popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the
HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the
ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to
symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.

The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes
everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.


 

The PODGE of the Sacred Chao is symbolized as The Golden Apple of Discordia, which represents the Eristic Principle of Disorder.
The writing on it, "KALLISTI" is Greek for "TO THE PRETTIEST ONE" and refers to an old myth about The Goddess. But the
Greeks had only a limited understanding of Disorder, and thought it to be a negative principle.

The Pentagon represents the Aneristic Principle of Order and symbolizes the HODGE. The Pentagon has several references; for one,
it can be taken to represent geometry, one of the earliest studies of formal order to reach elaborate development;* for another, it
specifically accords with THE LAW OF FIVES.

It is also the shape of the United States Military Headquarters, the Pentagon Building, a most pregnant manifestation of straightjacket
order resting on a firm foundation of chaos and constantly erupting into dazzling disorder; and this building is one of our more cherished
Erisian Shrines. Also it so happens that in times of medieval magic, the pentagon was the generic symbol for werewolves, but this
reference is not particularly intended and it should be noted that the Erisian Movement does not discriminate against werewolves-- our
membership roster is open to persons of all races, national origins and hobbies.


HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.

If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.

The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and
disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level of distinction
making.

With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The
ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people,
especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level
deeper that is the level of concept.

We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids. A
culture is a group of people with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and relate it to the points on our grid, and
thereby understand it. The ORDER is in the GRID. That is the Aneristic Principle.

Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a
perfect one that will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we
Erisians call the ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than others, some more
pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True than any other.

DISORDER is simply unrelated information viewed through some particular grid. But, like "relation", no-relation is a concept. Male,
like female, is an idea about sex. To say that male-ness is "absence of female-ness", or vice versa, is a matter of definition and
metaphysically arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.

The belief that "order is true" and disorder is false or somehow wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the
ERISTIC ILLUSION.

The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth,
metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears
disordered. Pick another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and disordered.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

Verily! So much for all that.


        "Everything is true - Everything is permissible!"            -><-
                                                -Hassan i Sabbah

Mary Jane says "Plant Your Seeds.  Keep Prices Down."


                A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS by Lord Omar
 
        The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting the
ignorant.  The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by
asking questions.  You approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know
that God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?"  If he should answer "Yes."
then he probably is a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it.  If he says
"No." then quickly proceed to:
        THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He Is a girl, and His name is
ERIS!"  Shrewedly observe if the subject is convinced.  If he is, swear him
into the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind.  If he does
not appear convinced, then proceed to:
        THE FAITH BIT:  "But you must have Faith!  All is lost without
Faith!  I sure feel sorry for you if you don't have Faith."  And then add:
        THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous voice ask "Do you know what
happens to those who deny Goddess?"  If he hesitates, don't tell him that he
will surely be reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the
poor in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just shake
your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go to:
        THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point to all of the discord and
confusion in the world and exclaim "Well who the hell do you think did all
of this, wise guy?"  If he says, "Nobody, just impersonal forces." then
quickly respond with:
        THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS and say that he is absolutely
right, and that those impersonal forces are female and that Her name is
ERIS.  If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally
resort to:
        THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and confide that sophisticated people
like himself recognize that Eris is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable
Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is really more like a
poem than like a science and that he is liable to be turned into a Precious
Mao Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if he does not
get hip.  Then put him on your mailing list.

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1.  Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now
complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
 
2.  Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting,
that ye've been left to fight alone.
 
3.  All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire
Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink
holes.
 
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What fear ye more that what ye have wroughten?
 
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Part Five     The Golden Secret
 
 
NONSENSE AS SALVATION
 
The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases
taking itself so seriously.
 
To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION.
Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking
order so seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder,
that GAMES are taken as more important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS
THE ART OF PLAYING GAMES.
 
To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and
play with The Goddess Eris.  And know that it is a joyful play, and that
thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
 
If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master
sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity.  From that
moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his
surroundings.  He becomes free to play order games and change them at will.
He becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it.  He becomes
free to play neither or both.  And as the master of his own games, he plays
without fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good
will in his soul and love in his being.

And when men become free then mankind will be free.
May you be free of The Curse of Greyface.
May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes.
May you have the knowledge of a sage,
    and the wisdom of a child.
Hail Eris.


 

     A jug of wine,
     A leg of lamb
     And thou!
     Beside me,
     Whistling in
     the darkness.


Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA
HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP.

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three
pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.
Either way it is irrelevant.
   -Malaclypse the Younger

Almost everything you have just read was ripped off from:

THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her

                          THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF
                          MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER

                          Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
                          About Absolutely Anything

To read the bits I left out, and all of this again, click here
to go to the place where you can read the whole damn thing.


HYPERLINKS:

To see a huge list of Discordian Sites and online Cabals, vist the Ring of Fnords or click of the pic above to go to a random Fnord.
Kristin Buxton has a great list of discordian type stuff that can be found on the Net.  Click here to go there.
Joe Formoso is the designer of HYPERDISCORDIA which is a fine mess of writings on Eris and Discordianism.
If you can find a copy, I strongly suggest you read Illuminatus! by Pope Robert Anton Wilson and Bob Shea

RANDOM QUOTES:

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface.
May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes.
May you have the knowledge of a sage,
    and the wisdom of a child.

Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

Bullshit makes the flowers
grow & that's beautiful.

The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise
Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.

To Diverse Gods
Do Mortals bow;
Holy Cow, and
Wholly Chao
-Rev. Dr. Grindlebone
 Monroe Cabal

The enlightened take things lightly.

Under no circumstances may you become a Prophet.
We don't intend to jepordize our nonprophet status.
   - Kerry Thornley, Discordian Society Co-founder

Think for yourself, schmuck.

Why act like a fool
when you can really be one?
Wired for weirdness.

Remember: King Kong died for your sins.

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
  - Neils Bohr

 'TIS AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO MINDS.

May we all be illuminated with the flick of a switch.
May we all come to know that God is a Bitch.

Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

Death to Fanatics!

A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

Face to fact with the mighty forces and elements of nature, the thoughtful
man fearlessly contemplates his place in the great cosmic scheme.
                               -><-  POEE  -><-

                                   Warning!
Prolonged use in a darkened room may induce hallucinations or trigger
undesired side effects.  Should not be used in the presence of persons
subject to epilepsy.
                                    Fnord.

              THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GUIDE IN YOUR LIFE!
 
 
 
                         -THE GODDESS ERIS PREVAILS-